May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house!

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You know what I do? Every month, whether I need to or not, I change the way I say good-bye; I start using a different phrase. People like that. They notice that little extra effort. They’ll say to me, “Pardon me, but didn’t you used to say “Okay, hey, take it easy?”

And I say, “Yes I did. But not anymore. Now I say, ‘Farewell! Farewell, till we meet again. May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house!‘” That’s a strong one, isn’t it? People will remember you if you talk like that.

by George Carlin
(May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008)
from Napalm & Silly Putty (2001)
chapter – Hello-Goodbye
image – cheezburger.com

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George Carlin devotees may want to warm up their hamsters and surf on over to www.georgecarlin.com. Some pages have a short note, signed with “GC.”

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