May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house!
You know what I do? Every month, whether I need to or not, I change the way I say good-bye; I start using a different phrase. People like that. They notice that little extra effort. They’ll say to me, “Pardon me, but didn’t you used to say “Okay, hey, take it easy?”
And I say, “Yes I did. But not anymore. Now I say, ‘Farewell! Farewell, till we meet again. May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house!‘” That’s a strong one, isn’t it? People will remember you if you talk like that.
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