Argument Quotes

There is room enough for an awful lot of people to be right about things and still not agree

Friday, November 11th, 2011
crowd

CHRONO-SYNCLASTIC INFUNDIBULA – Just imagine that your Daddy is the smartest man who ever lived on Earth, and he knows everything there is to find out, and he is exactly right about everything, and he can prove he is right about everything. Now imagine another little child on some nice world a million light years away, and that little child’s Daddy is the smartest man who ever lived on that nice world so far away. And he is just…

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I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.

Monday, April 19th, 2010
Importance of Being Earnest

GWENDOLEN: This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. (Enter Jack with a hand-bag of black leather in his hand.)

JACK: (Rushing over to Miss Prism.) Is this the hand-bag, Miss Prism? Examine it carefully before you speak. The…

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