For years I thought Solomon had 500 wives and 500 porcupines

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So now I’m a Christian speaker, which proves once and for all that God has a terrific sense of humor. I’m so shallow when it comes to Bible knowledge that for years I thought Solomon had 500 wives and 500 porcupines, and that Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night. When someone mentions the great religious author and intellectual Francis Schaeffer, I still have to ask, “Is that a man or a woman?”

by Sue Buchanan
from Duh-Votions (1999)
image – Carly & Art

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